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The "Motorcycle Grip" is achieved by placing your thumb in the anus of a willing recipient (male or female...whatever turns you on), curling your fingers as if gripping your hand around motorcycle handles, and moving your thumb back and forth while making the sound of a motorcycle (I.E., Vroom Vroom, Screeeeech, or rrrrrng rrrrrng). If you find yourself able to perform this simultaneously on two willing participants then you are now performing the American Chopper.
Man I had that bitch on all fours last night and she squeeled like a little piggie when I dropped the Motorcycle Grip on her ass!
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Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.
Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.
Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.
I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.
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When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice
Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip
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When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.
Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”
Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”
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Sideburns.
As defined on tonight's Jonathon Ross show (BBC1 22:30).
Used when referring to Supergrass's lead-singer's haircut.
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to make out with a girl then fuck her.
Brandon tries to grip and bury on the reg, but can only grip.
When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.
So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.