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a fat cock covered in hardened jizz that forms a smegma like substance and becomes sticky
no gags just sucked the gummy bear
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are you ok? do you need a therapist?
Jackie: im a gummy bear.
Amaya: *calls the mental hospital*
having tight pants and a small dick
Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts
When you eat THC gummy edibles and are high enough to accomplish a difficult feat.
I’m gonna go full gummy send on the rest of this burger.
Smashing your testicles together
Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.
A Gummy-bear friend is a friend you can always rely on to talk to when your sad. Gummy-bear friends are lovable people you just want to hug and love. Gummy-bear friends are funny and easy to talk to and super adorable. If you find a Gummy-bear friend keep them! They are very rare.
Im so glad I have a Gummy-bear friend !
Permanent flaccid penis secondary to to much alcohol and cocaine ingestion. A state on being past whiskey dick.
Brad thought he was going to score, but then realized the whole night he had been carrying an Everlasting gummy worm. He then preceded to console her and tell her that it might be small but at least it's skinny.
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