Rural Dictionary

hamilton, ontario

A large industrial centre located between Toronto and Niagara Falls. A very multicultural place with many ethnic groups such as Italians, Portuegese, Greeks, Serbs, Croats, West Indians, East Indians, Middle Easterners, and Africans. The downtown area is pretty forgetable, The North End is home to two large steel factories, the East End is supposed to have the highest crime rates, the West End is home to McMaster Univeristy, while "The MOuntain" is a nice, multicultural place.

Man: "I just came from Hamilton, Ontario's East End. Like two people spoke English, all I heard was Serbian, Indian, and Chinese. It's nuts."

by Serbian111 December 6, 2007

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Lewis Hamilton

Mclaren Formula 1 driver probably for his whole F1 career.

Probably the man with the most raw pace around a circuit along with Fernando Alonso (shown by the way they hated each other when they were at the same team).

In the last 3 years has struggled with a crap car.

Has been compared to Ayrton Senna (he isn't as good as the god of F1, but he has similar traits).

Hates Felipe Massa (shown at: Interlagos 08, whole 2011 season)

Should have won the 2007 season (his first) as well as the 2008 season.

Will certainly win more drivers titles.

'Did you see Lewis Hamilton own Vettel on Sunday?'
'Yeah, he's amazing... I love him.'

'Vettel for 2012 champion!'
'Get real, Lewis will thrash him'

by LHfan November 20, 2011

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Hamilton's Mustache

The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.

X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

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