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when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.
Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
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When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.
Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!
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An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
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An attempted hand job in which the receiver runs away from after initiation.
This chick was coming on to me hard last night. The platinum card was glinting in her eyes, She tried to fumble me under the table but I was only onboard for a Singapore handjob. Had to pull the rip cord and split
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The name, meaning "Bro handjob" and "Broken hand handjob", is a word used when someone's main arm is broken, leaving them unable to pleasure themselves. Thus, a bro or a hommie may offer or be asked to assist when intent on pleasure. This act is strictly NOT homosexual, as of two factors:
1: acts with hommies aren't gay, as they're hommies.
2: when finished, both participants often exclaim "No homo" which repels the gayness from the situation, reassuring themselves of their straight intent; and nothing gay was intended to be conveyed.
You: Hey, hommie, I broke my arm last Monday and I've been unable to jack it, could you help a brother out and give me a broken handjob?
Hommie: Sure thing bro!
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An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.
"He did the Australian handjob on her"...
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Yuri is Japanese porn consisting of two women, and a handjob is a girl jacking off a guy. So it basically doesn't make any sense combining the two words together.
Person 1: Yuri Handjobs
Person2: Shut the fuck up you aren't funny
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