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When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.
Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!
An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
An attempted hand job in which the receiver runs away from after initiation.
This chick was coming on to me hard last night. The platinum card was glinting in her eyes, She tried to fumble me under the table but I was only onboard for a Singapore handjob. Had to pull the rip cord and split
An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.
"He did the Australian handjob on her"...
Yuri is Japanese porn consisting of two women, and a handjob is a girl jacking off a guy. So it basically doesn't make any sense combining the two words together.
Person 1: Yuri Handjobs
Person2: Shut the fuck up you aren't funny
When a handjob is given in a furious, quick fashion. This often results in loss of blood flow to the genitals and a loss of the ability to reproduce. Takes about 3-5 minutes
The Korean handjob was worth it.
A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.
Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.