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a helmet that people who work on construction sites wear, so shit doesnt fall on their head and kill them.
Mark: Holy shit Steve! Look out!
*Steve gets owned in the head by a brick*
Mark: Damn son, shoulda had your hard hat on!
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We're definitely not having sex tonight because you don't have a sex hat. I only have safe sex.
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Something so well known and established that its practice isn't anything novel or interesting.
Knock knock jokes are rather old hat nowadays.
Picking up girls at clubs is old hat for him.
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Someone who works on the computer, especially hacking that hacks into systems not to look for anomalies or to destroy a system. They're basically in there screwing around causing minor or no damage.
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She's had so many kids, you could pop her on your head and wear her fanny as a hat. Fanny Hat.
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When you stick your head inside a girls asshole
She said "put it in the back" so I performed the Magic Hat
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when you spread the walls of a mammoth vagina like the walls of a sandcastle and insert your freshly shaved bald head inside all of the way down to the base of your shoulders.
Oh my god he totally just gave that girl a Tyner Hat, smell his nose!
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