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when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk
ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.
sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!
--faux hawking
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When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.
I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.
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Faggots from shitty Martinsburg, Wv who think they're hot shit when, in reality, 95% of the populace hates them. They make shitty, autotuned "music" with lyrics stolen from other songs because they're too stupid to be original. All in all, the "Hawk Boyz" are worthless losers who will amount to nothing.
Tim: Did you hear that the Hawk Boyz are going to preform at the Pep Rally on Friday?
Joe: They're gonna get booed off stage.
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1) a mystical hawk that descends from the heavens to announce when a situation has become awkward. Commonly found during awkward silences and large gatherings of people attempting to engage socially. Hawk tends to flap its wings and squak so as many people as possible are aware of the awkwardness.
2) crazy man wearing an actual hawk costume. No matter the circumstances, will assuredly make any situation awkward.
1) Jordan: "then i said, 'damn! that's a huge bitch!'"
Brandon: "hahahaha....but dude i think im gay"
Jordan: ooo...ummmmm...
*enter hawk*
Awkward Hawk: Braaaaaakkkkk HAWKWARD
2) Jordan(answering the door): Hello?
Awkward Hawk: did you order a man in a hawk costume?
Jordan: ummmm... no...
Awkward Hawk: well...this is awkward
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The greatest softball team ever. Known for singing famous hits in the dugout, praying around home plate after games, and being very supportive of each other. They are more than friends...they are team mates.
Wow, your just like the Purple Hawks
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