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HAYLEY wow never thought i would write about a hayley, they are 100% boyfriend/girlfriend stealers. pretty but yet not a pretty personality. never fall in love with a hayley otherwise you’ll be in a hayley trap 👍🏻
them: i love hayley
hayleys: 😈🤝
A girl who has BPD and sees social systems, mainly pertaining to sexual intercourse, through a sociopathic lens.
"Man, I should've never let that Hayley into my life, I'm going to go insane."
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A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
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A person seen lurking around in the shadows often described as a disco rat of the sewers. They’re not like the other sewer rats she’s a special Eggley a rare and valuable collectable. And been diagnosed with a fettish for trans men
Hayley has the most delicious flesh in all the land they do not use sunscreen an lubricant and it shows
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An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
Hayley Zahnow is a unique specimen. She is very kind and has great morals. I recommend being her friend and getting to learn more about her. befriend her. because her story is a great one, and you should feel honoured to be along for this chapter! She is incredibly kind. And this is made clear from how she treats those around her and also how she treats her ugly-cute dog. She has so much drive and motivation. She has ambitious dreams that seem intimidating for some, but she is ready and she is already putting in the work now to get her there.
She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.
Miss Hayley Zahnow. If you’re reading this, I hope all is well, and I hope you are happy in SOCOMD. Maybe you should go catch up with the old Q Serge hey?
Love you heaps bro