leaky helicopter

While having sex with your partner pull your dick out just before you cum and swing your dick in a helicopter style motion and blow your load while swinging your dick

My boyfriend came all over me while doing the leaky helicopter.

pysco helicopter

Making your penis go hard and jumping around like fucking crazy

I was running down the street being a pysco helicopter

Dirty helicopter

When you bang a gir in the butt and then she performs oral sex on you which afterwards you proceed to make out with her

this couple had no limits they were even into a dirty helicopter!

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

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Hummel Helicopter

The act of taking a shit in a sock with a hole in the end and then spinning the sock in a circular motion above your head. This usually results in small chunks of shit flying out of the hole in the sock at some considerable velocity.

I performed the best hummel helicopter ever last night, those walls may as well have been painted brown.

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Nigerian Helicopter

A highly elaborate sex move where both participants (who are of Nigerian descent (preferably purebred Nigerian)) engage in a vicious and primitive emulation of a helicopter, the steps are as follows:
The Male lies flat on his back, presenting his erect penis as the motor shaft for the helicopter blade, the female then inserts herself onto the male’s shaft and spins clockwise, mimicking the blades of a helicopter, thus creating a downward force lifting them into the air.
Eventually the two will achieve such a speed which will allow them to bend the fabric of space-time around them, causing a time warp to occur, sending them back to the times of slavery in the 1800s.

This sex move, although very advanced, is highly enjoyable. So in conclusion, if you are black and you haven’t tried the Nigerian helicopter, you ain’t a real nigga

"Ayo baby *click sound*, do you want to try the Nigerian Helicopter tonight"

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Helicopter Girlfriend

A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.

She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.

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