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Commonly performed when two people at a social gathering retreat to a private area unknowingly to the other guests to hook-up.
Friend 1: Where did you go last night? We needed you for beer pong?!
Friend 2: I was playing Hide n' Skeet with Jenny!
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When a guy jacks off into a sock
Guy 1: I hide it in my sock last night
Guy 2: EWWW Nasty
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Seattle, Washington
Hide A Hoe
The type of man who's girl friends are un-attractive, so un-attractive in fact that they rarely, if ever, to showcase their defective product in public.
We're talking, waiting till the room mates fall asleep to sneak her in the back door ugly. What makes a person a hide a ho is their dedication to continuously hiding their cock pockets.
"We heard you sneakin that girl into room last night, captain Hide a Hoe."
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The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.
Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!
Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*
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When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.
Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.
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When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.
"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."
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Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.
Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.
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