Hold-chill

Use to tell someone to hold on and chill out.

Wife: Can you take out the garbage?
Husband: Hold-chill, I'm watching the football game.

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crab hold

The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.

"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"

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Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

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holding it flat and that

DEFINITION 1- South Australian slang used to describe ones ability to achieve a large amount while sitting around discussing hot topics with friends and never actually achieving anything at all.

DEFINITION 2- South Australian slang describing the speed of your emotion while under the influence of narcotics.

yeh mate ive just been sitting round" holding it fucking flat and that".

fuck it ill just be" holding it flat that".
yo cunts cracker day "holding it flat and that"

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butt-hold

when you hold something in your butt.

GUY1- dude how am i going to sneak weed on the plane?

GUY2-just butt-hold it.

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hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”

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holding the light

when approaching a red light at an intersection and there are already cars there thus shortening your wait time for the light to change green.

I'm glad there were others cars holding the light so I wouldn't have to wait for the light to change.

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