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Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston
1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr
to be extremley awesome at all times; no pants dance fo life, yall already know what it is
what chew doin in my house poppa houston
The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.
Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!
Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.
“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”