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An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"
The most diverse city in the US, with a huge Asian/Indian population.
Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.
I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.
The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.
How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?
A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.
Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.