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i have no words to use so...

I have no words to do definitions for,
so I did this one.

Bo.

by person yo-yo September 23, 2003

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Actually, can I have that to go please

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.

Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”

by aynthoenie August 29, 2021

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and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

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I have your children in the other room

a way to show your friends how much you want something when they deny it.

dude 1: hey dude wanna come with me to soobway
dude 2: I'm kinda busy at the moment, sorry
dude 1: I have your children in the other room
dude 2: oh shit, but I have your children in the other room too, soooo
dude 1: it didn't have to be this way, all i wanted was a sandwich

by kevin_wes September 21, 2018

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I have u gave aids idiot

I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.

Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries

by BigPenisWarrior June 24, 2019

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I have 10 children in my basement

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.

Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7

by Epic Poggers gamer January 1, 2021

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can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.

Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!

by ChuckChuckGoof December 5, 2022

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