I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

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I likes 'em Thick

Phrase coined and made popular by fitness guru and power speaker N Nick during the early 21st Century as a positive and encouraging declaration in regards to celebrating the succulent and desirable body type of the thick , bodacious female.

Self-conscious about her body, but grateful for his kind gesture, Betsy told Brandon, "Thank you for the ride home". Smirking as he unzipped his pants Brandon replied, "You could have used the walk, but I could use the blow job". Betsy, began to speak again but Brandon cut her off quickly and snapped, "Fine, whatever, bitch, I likes 'em Thick".

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i would like to get to know you better

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice

((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

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I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

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I like your boots

Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"

(gay person out in public)

"I like your boots"

(The respondent that is also a gay)

"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"

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i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

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