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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 3, 2022


infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 2, 2011


dreaming infinite mystery

See Andia

My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia

by takotrukz April 27, 2019


infinite sass

someone full of sass that keeps you interested for a loooooooooong time. modifications: sasshole

a.k.a adrianna

That Adrianna chick has infinite sass.

by b1992argh November 25, 2008


Infinite Sustainability

Establishment of a "business for good" eco-system whereby two things will occur: (1) sourced materials which are natural and good from Earth, will ultimately naturally biodegrade back to Earth when discarded versus polluting soil and plasticizing our Ocean; and (2) a business model which gives back more to nature than it takes to create from nature.

This is also called Regeneration, an eco-system that sees business as a collective force for social and environmental good.

Truth story, "Sustainability" as a word has been hijacked by many to check the box; it is ambiguous, challenging to define, and nearly impossible to model. Regeneration is tangible, modelable and measurable.

One Golden Thread is Fashion For Benefit dedicated to create comfort clothes for the conscious collective, with a model of regeneration, where for every item sold, a tree is planted, giving back more to nature than it takes to create from nature - that is infinite sustainability.

by jscult June 16, 2022


Infinite craft

Infinite Craft is a very lovely game, where you can combine a unicorn with a president and get Trump and combine that with a unicorn to get a Trumpicorn. You can also combine Russia with gay to get Putin. Have you ever wondered what will happen to a unicorn over time? Well combine it with evolution and get a narwall. Makes so much sense! Combine that with a unicorn? You'll get a narwallicorn! Basically, all of the most interesting things happen with a unicorn lol. If you drink some wine in the marvelous world of infinite craft, nothing will happen. Add some more wine to that, you already have a whole bottle of it. Some more to that you get drunk. What would happen if you were having a date while all of that was happening? Well, if you add a date to that you will get sex. Add being even more drunk to that? You'll get pregnant. So anyways as you can see it is a very charming game, very knowledgeable, and overall I recommend it to everyone, so yeah. (lol)

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look at this game I found!"
"what is it?"
"it's called infinite craft... WAIT A MINUTE..."
"OH NO DON'T-"
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN..."
"DON'T!!"
*merges to get a skibidi toilet*
"NAHHHHH"

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 26, 2024


Infinite Craft

Infinite Craft is a game that is owned by a guy named Neil. And you can make anything, from fire to an item called ???. Like what the heck is that

Dave: Hey, you wanna play Infinite Craft?
Jeff: Sure! Let's make Green Day!

by worldfamousdish May 29, 2024