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An official electric snowman occurs when one pinches a ripe loaf into the toilet, hereby clogging the toilet. One then proceeds to position the appropriate female of his choice over the bowl of the toilet so that she is in the reverse piledriver position with her head downward. One then proceeds to penetrate the sphincter while plunging his partners head into the clogged toilet. When one is good and ready to unload he flushes the hopefully well clogged toilet thereby only increasing the torment (or the pleasure depending on your fetish) of his partner as the poop water only rises. It adds a definite kick to your orgasm. Try it out, you'll see what I mean.
Friend #1: Hey, how was your date last night with Jenny?
Friend #2: Oh it was absolutely great, Jenny wanted to spice up our sex life, and I happened to have pinched a fat log so naturally I suggested we do an electric snowman. She was totally into it.
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When the girlfriend puts on a strap-on vibrator and pounds her boyfriend in the ass.
"I was real drunk and my girl talked me into the electric feel, at first I was scared but I started to get into it."
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when a 200+ pound FAT girl touches countless metal objects and is shocked by all. A bad idea to get gas if you're experiencing this phenomenon.
Fat Girl - "Oh my gosh!!!! this door knob keeps f-in shockin me!!!"
The Other Person - "Must be your FATIC ELECTRICITY!"
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1) An orgy filled with electricians. 2) When a woman uses multiple electric sex toys and finishes in her caboose (ass).
1) Emily invited the high line worker and his buddies over for an electric train.
2) Emily used up all her toys and ran the 9incher into her caboose.
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A man who works with electrical equipment.
'That light's flickering a bit. I better get the electricity man over to fix it.'
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"Going/went electric" is a phrase used to describe a music artist (usually rock music artist) who goes from acoustic-only guitar playing to electric guitar playing. Some people consider this as selling out in order to sell more records.
1. Many famous 1950s rock artists went electric in the 1960s when everyone got bored of the same old acoustic guitar playing.
2. Bob Dylan went electric in 1965.
3. Some folks don't like it when their favorite band decides that it's going electric, from acoustic.
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First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.
It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.
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