my fucking life

The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else

This is my fucking life

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welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

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My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

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I’m going to rage-quit my life

Meaning: I’m going to angrily end my life

You know what, I’m going to rage-quit my life

My starco life

The best Instagram account ever for the Fandom Star vs the Forces of Evil or more commonly known as Svtfoe. The owner of the account is the sweetest person you will ever know and posts the best content

Girl 1: Hey, do you know any good Star vs the Forces of Evil fan accounts I can follow?
Girl 2: yeah! My starco life is the best account to follow.
Girl 1: wow you're right, I'm looking at the account now and it looks amazing

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My sex life

Beating yo dick to hentai

Dude what's my sex life? Hentai

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I don’t want you in my life

It means you used all the chances I gave you and I don’t want you in my life anymore.

I don’t want you in my life anymore!

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