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When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other
I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!
I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
\Noun\
•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•
All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”
This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.
When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.