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An island off the coast of seattle full of cookie cutter assholes. Most people are rich, but don’t realize they’re rich because everyone is rich so they don’t appreciate what they have and are very disconnected from reality. It’s a very beautiful place from the outside but the longer you stay the more fucked up you realize the people are.
Mostly there’s a lot of unhappy rich people, who probably peaked in highschool and are upset that they married into a loveless relationship and are working for Amazon. Because of this they passive aggressively bully anyone who rejects this lifestyle, and post on facebook complaining a lot. If they have kids, they get involved with middle/high school drama and gossip about random kids traumatic events as their only source of entertainment.
The high school is super fucked up and full of drug addicts and rapists who are protected from consequences by daddy’s money. A lot of them don’t ever leave so there’s a big population of 20 something’s who drive drunk/high everywhere and are always trying to get with underage girls.
There’s a lot of very shallow and sheltered people, and not much to do for fun. If your parents weren’t born here you probably won’t make many friends, as people are very snobby about their family’s history on the island and extremely cliquey. Also everything is very expensive and inconvenient to get to. Overall a very shitty place to grow up and I do not recommend it to anyone.
Guy: Yo I’m thinking of moving to Bainbridge Island
Guy 2: So you’re a masochist?
Island lover with no job and the freedom to hop around the islands. Probably lives on a boat and catches own food.
We are going to cruise the Caribbean on our boat and become island bums.
A common phrase used in the popular Video Game: World of Warcraft. A Satirical excuse to not take part in something without disclosing a real reason.
Hey man, want to Boost me through another 50 dungeons?
Sorry bro, doing Islands with Vyx
What about tomorrow then?
IWV then as well
What about nex...
IWV ALL YEAR MY GUY
The other perhaps better part of Universal Studios Florida. Islands include Harry Potter Land, Marvel, Dr. Seuss, Cartoons, and Jurassic Park.
Dude 1: Lets go to Disney World
Dude 2: Nah lets go to Islands of Adventure they have Harry Potter!
A car in Hawaii that you get for cheap,most likely due to your other car payment being too high or not being able to afford gas on your “expensive car”.
“Lunsford, how much did you buy that island beater for?”
“I bought this hooptie for $200.”
An Island Whore is a drink made famous by a Milwaukeean turned Austinite while traveling to Riveria Maya in 2022. The cocktail consists of:
1 cup cranberry juice
1/3 cup Pear Vodka
1/8 cup Triple-sec
Juice of 1/2 lime
1 cup ice
Hey bartender, gimme an Island Whore, it’s the gummy bear flavor my body needs.
a group of islands in the pacific that are a battered nation. surprisingly, the world's colonizing powers left them alone until about 110 years ago, when the british took over. the nation is significant, though forgotten, as being the home of guadalcanal and other brutal wwii battles. since independence, the nation has been involved in periodic civil wars. as a result, the militaries of austrialia and new zealand are the only thing keeping this country afloat right now.
the solomon islands are in the pacific.
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