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Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home
See he is doing overtime again the work nonce
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Anything but work, also known as ABW, is the goal of useless coworkers who would do anything that didn't involve work while on the clock.
I'm going to sign up for training that doesn't pertain to my job, because anything but work, that's why.
Work that can be done by any unskilled person. Cleaning, picking up trash, etc.
I spent all day cleaning stains off the floor, it was total Asshole work!
When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.
You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.
Sue is really work hot, but if she was at the bar...she would not be as hot compared to the others.
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A woman at work who reminds you of your real mom, but you only really see her at the office.
"Lisa is the best work mom and boss ever! She always has chewing gum, and she always knows the answer to everything!"
"My work mom fired this dude at work for being a screw up; it was probably for his own good."
"Be sure to tell your work mom how much you appreciate her because one day one of you may retire or quit, and you'll regret not telling her often enough."
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Derived from beer goggles--while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.
Bob: Wow, Sally is hot, look at those legs!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
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The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.
QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.
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