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Normally someone that loves all the chicks and the chicks love him he has a whopping 12' penis and his nickname is pussy destroyer
Girl 1 have you seen his pants it's sticking out
Girl 2 yea it's definately a jack
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brown hair, brown eyes, long fingers, talks to himself, random, many explicit dreams, cute, likes sno-balls, and artsy. Doesn't have a wide vocabulary and loves indie music. Most Jacks are sarcastic and sweet and sexy. Jacks are picky with girlfriends but when they do they're HOTT ;). Tan and funny would describe most Jacks. The typical Jack is attracted to blonde haired girls with green eyes. Total sex on legs.
jack is so cool, it's too bad he has a girlfriend!
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Some fag who trys to sell shitty chocolates that no one likes
Kill yourself Jack, NO ONE WANTS UR TRASH CHOCOLATE.
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The art of jacking on is a much unknown art lost long ago in the Roman empire
Archieologists have discovered several requirements for jacking on by studying scripts from roman murals
the requirements are as follows
1.Strong left leg
2.Slightly short middle fingers
3.a high pain thershold
4.6 foot 2.5
we would ask anyone with these qualitys to ontact their local museum and ask about the phenomenon and then ask were they can go for testing into these qualitys in relationship to curent reasearch
"Oh man last night i had the biggest jack on last night and I nearly broke my left leg as it wasnt strong enough"
"That totally sucks!"
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Short for jackass; refers to a man that is a jackass
" Dont be a Jack ! " " You act like a Jack when you lie !" " You were such a Jack to the waitress."
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A very common name for an eskimo that hates to admit he actually is an eskimo. Tend to be partly quiet/ and or be lazy.
A: Do you think Jack is an eskimo?
B: Duh! He is always ice fishing!
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