Jake

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

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Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

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Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

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Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends

Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why

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Jake

Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

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Jake

A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.

Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.

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Jake

A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.

Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.

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