coom jar

A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.

BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

Allah Jar

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.

Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"

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Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

Graveyard Jar

A jar in which you keep 1-2 grams of each different bud you buy over an extended period of time

"yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."

"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!