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jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 26, 2013


jello shot rimming

The act of inserting your tongue into a jello shot while rotating the cup using a circular motion to release its contents without need of a finger or kitchen utensil.

Did you see how Becky 'rimmed' that jello shot without crinkling the cup? She's got jello shot rimming down to a science! That girl's going places.

by Kenny Gee July 12, 2019


Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 9, 2021


jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin April 26, 2016


Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.

"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"

by lre3354 January 27, 2012


Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers August 7, 2015


Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023