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jennifer aniston

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.

"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"

by Mike curleson June 2, 2006

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Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

by Matthias Mashburn May 11, 2005

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Jennifer Lynn

A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doesn't act her age.(whether it be acting older or younger)Jennifer's have amazing eyes, and love to laugh and smile. They generally enjoy the finer things in life. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take sometime to warm up to new people. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Jennifer's are very blunt, and speak their minds often. They are caring and usually very sexy. They know how to flirt in a very subtle way that drives men crazy. They know how to get what they want. Jennifer's are very good friends and make better girlfriends.

Me: did you meet that girl Jennifer Lynn?
You: no, what about her?
Me: i heard she is an amazing girl.
You: really that's cool.
Me: Yeah and.. Jenny will you go with me to homecoming?

by NickWealsey September 15, 2011

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Jennifer Aniston

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.

guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw

by Mrs X September 6, 2005

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Jennifer Aniston

An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.

No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.

by Urban Nomad February 17, 2011

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jennifer aniston

A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).

For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.

In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.

She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.

I seriously think people need their eyes examined if they think she's gorgeous. She's dog ugly!!

by ps March 21, 2005

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Jennifer Waugh

Blonde creature that resides in Mackem-land during the week and returns to a much nicer habitat at weekends. Often seen performing crabbyhanded manoeuvres in various exotic locations including Trillian, Legends and the Sea Life Centre. Has precisely zero music taste, listens to anything and everything from Michael Jackson to Hayden Panettiere. Lesbian tendencies. Enjoys too much childrens TV for a 21 year old.

Jennifer Waugh - coolest person in Sunderland.

by (Scotty) May 5, 2009