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Jesus Christ

God, Gods son manifested in the flesh and our lord and savior.

โ€œLord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.โ€

by Mr Lean June 7, 2024


jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

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Jesus Christ

Jesus, he is an amazing man that this earth has ever known. He was the person who created all of us and is My Lord and Savior. In the New Testament, it talks a lot about him and what he was doing. The things he was doing were healing lepers, healing blind people, and casting out demons! If you don't believe me, then look at Matthew 7-8 and you will see for yourselves. The books he's in are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John aka. The gospels. There are people out in the world who say that Jesus isn't real and he made this earth to be cruel. The truth is though, he didn't. He made this earth to be beautiful, peaceful, and happy. And once he saw how great this earth was he made the first two people that was recorded in the Bible, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve were told by Jesus not to eat from the tree of "Knowledge of Good and Evil" but the serpent (aka. The devil) tempted Eve and told her it was alright to eat from that tree. Of course Eve did eat from the tree and she told Adam the same, and together they sinned against Jesus. That is why the world became cruel. After they both did that the Devil took control of the earth and made it into a bad place. But once Jesus comes back, this earth will be no more and all who believed will go to Heaven and spend time with the great Lord Jesus, Amen.

"Be still, and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth!โ€ - Psalms 46:10

"Who is Jesus Christ?" Asked Delilah
"He is the Lord and Savior who made us all and whom loves us!" Said Nehemiah

by May 15, 2024

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Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)

The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.

by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024


OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022


ah jesus christ

a think i cant stop saying

ah jesus christ

by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020

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Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2010