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A beef stick.
Need a little excitement!?!? SNAP IT TO A SLIM JIM!!!! OOOOH YEAH!
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The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.
What, you don't like my va-jim?
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(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)
A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”
Father Jim is the founder of the Religion knowns as Jim’s Mowing
When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.
“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”
A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."