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The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.
What, you don't like my va-jim?
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A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”
Father Jim is the founder of the Religion knowns as Jim’s Mowing
(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
The Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
Guy 1: hey did you see the game last night?
Guy 2: nah man, i heard my brother did The Jim Buckaroo
When you pew in a condom then freeze it and the a girl uses it like a dildo
Bob: so what did you and amy do last night
Ryan: well I gave her a frostie jim
Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)