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Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick
Give it to me mason johnson
A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
Watch out, Major Johnsons about
A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.
A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty
god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.
<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
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