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a rye johnson is an awesome leader and wing man all at once. he is often seen hanging with an ethan isenhauer. he has a kx 250 and enjoys long rides in his back yard. him and ethan are the future rulers of the world. both have a way larger penis than brian
imagine two people walking through a store and you get this weird feeling in your gut, there is probably a rye johnson nearby
Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick
Give it to me mason johnson
A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
Watch out, Major Johnsons about
A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.
Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.
<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"