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Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis
"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"
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Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick
Give it to me mason johnson
A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
Watch out, Major Johnsons about
Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.
<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
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