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A band consisting of three brothers who go on homo-erotic, technicolor adventures together.
The Jonas Brothers are a terrible band.
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A band that teenage and preteen girls all over the world are obsessing over for some strange reason that I can't even begin to fathom. Possibly it's because they (the young girls) are having this weird hallucination of them being hot, which is absolutely crazy. That's definitely the only reason, unless they look up at them because they wish their boyfriends had that kind of skill in dumping them (NOT). Because the idea that anyone could even like their music just the tiniest bit is a thought that my entire mind repels against.
Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!
(Jonas Brothers come on radio)
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*
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Q: who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?
A: just google it .. key words = The Jonas Brothers.
Q: why do you dont like the Jonas Brothers?
A : cuz they suck and their idiotic fans seriously suck.
they are overrated
they do have bad music
they give modern music a bad name
they should take voice lessons and guitar lessons
they have terrible lyrics and they frickin suck at singing
the fans are the sorriest excuse for humans cuz they are hypocrites and posers
such stupid music by band that dont know how to play their instrument
brainless fangirls : - whats they AIM and Email?
- how can i get nick/joe/kevin/whoever to marry me?
- zomg, i'm like, their biggest fan!
- which Jonas Brother are you gonna go out with?
the Anti-Jonas : I HATE the Jonas Brothers.
Even if I didn't I'd still be annoyed by these stupid questions.
they are mainstream, gay, and generally talentless and a lot of girls don't shut the fuck up about them
When will they end?
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Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouth of any so called 'Jonas hater' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
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Lead guitarist of the teen pop sensation The Jonas Brothers, Kevin is basically the perfect male. Not only is he gorgeous, but he is also talented in the art of guitar-playing, has strong morals, which is very admirable in this day and age, and is the sweetest guy to ever walk the planet.
Teen Girl #1: Oh my gosh, I love Nick Jonas with all of my heart!
Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!
Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.
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JONAS BROTHERS =
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
YAY.
2. They're ugly because their parents were cows.
3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS.
4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans.
5. Cockroaches write their music.
6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel.
THANK YOU :)
JONAS BROTHERS :
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :(
OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
All : YAY.
2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
MOM AND DAD : MOO.
3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH.
JOE : OH SHIT.
NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them.
4. NICK : OOH BABY.
12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU.
JOE : SUCK ME TOO.
OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG.
5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC.
6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY.
NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT.
DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN.
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Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.
"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
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