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1)a big guy who loves to drink beer and get high.
2) very good story teller, no one knows if he stories are true, or how they come about, but they sure do make good high conversations.
3)best roller of the piff in the land.
1) yo big jon drank to much and smoked to much so he had bad dominoes again.
2) dude, last nite i went to canada with my frat, and got jerked off by a stripper, after that she went n bought me piff. omg man it was fucking awesome.
3) look at the perfection, no one rolls better then me.
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He’s that one hot ass white dude that ran for senate in Georgia. He’s so hot. I want him lmfao. Everyone does. He’s like a sexy beast. Giving me Shemar Moore vibes. Pls hmu Jon!!
Friend: who ran for office in Georgia? He’s hot.
Y/N: Jon Ossoff. He’s so hot pls.
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Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.
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Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)
'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
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Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
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Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.
Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"
Me: "Of course they don't"
Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"
Me: "Surprise, surprise..."
Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."
Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"
Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
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