September 27 is go after Jonny day.
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!
Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.
Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.
When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”
Typically a fuckboy who works at Texas Roadhouse and is known for fighting all his friends and not paying off bets. No one wants to be a jonny pryde
Tony - "hey danny wanna bet $5 on game"
Danny - "yeah as long as you aren't a jonny pryde about it"
The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).
Jonny Mort will rule da' world!
That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you
Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!