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Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag
Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...
"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.
What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?
The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.
“Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”
“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"
The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
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Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
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A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.
Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.
You: No you didn't, junk mouth.
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