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taking a shit in your hand, then cumming on top of it and giving it to your girlfriend to eat
"i knew she was in to some really weird shit when she asked me for a kansas city cupcake"
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An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.
I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!
To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.
Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!
the team everyone is jealous of.
A: Did you know that the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri instead of Kansas?
B: You seriously didn't know that?
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To rapidly twist your wrist while fisting someone's ass. With enough kansas knuckle twisters an anus will begin to resemble that of the goatse.cx guy.
Becky's anus expanded to 3 times its orginal size after an intensive kansas knuckle twister session.
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hey dave how was that kansas city peeler....not bad don she was a real pole dancer i swear
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Defecating and masturbating at the same time.
"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a dump. My girl wasn't around to take of me, so I just pulled a Kansas plow right there!"
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