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Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

by #ketchupsmooch November 15, 2015

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Ketchup Piss

Ketchup that is liquidfied when you squeeze it out the bottle.

Can I get ketchup piss on my fries

by Lern's big fan April 25, 2019

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Ketchup Face

A guy or girls face after he or she goes down on a woman who is on her period.

We knew Maureen was on her period because when John came out of her room he had a total Ketchup Face.

by Jake B. and Meghan A. October 30, 2009

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Garlic Ketchup

Another word for vagina, used to describe vagina, or code so no one knows what you are talking about.

Senerio: You with with your best friend and another close friend describing the sex you had with your best friends sister. Dude, that Garlic Ketchup I had last night was the best!

by Adam Schmidt October 7, 2006

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Ketchup Dick

Fireman

Your a ketchup dick

by Cox99 April 10, 2018

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Ketchup Chips

When a girl doesn't shower for several days after her period, and the blood dries into chip-like scabs.

John: Man, that girl last night was insatiable, but she was so nasty. She had ketchup chips all over.

by notplo July 18, 2007

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Ketchup chip

The possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one's peen of having sex with a lady during her special lady time.

"I thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out I just got ketchup chipped."

by Gross Hank December 31, 2009

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