the new and cooler way to say poop
Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin itโs called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
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A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
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Kevin is the meaning of being gae.
โDamn bro you see that guy over there??โ
โYea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.โ
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v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
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A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
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Amazing at everything, he is the most trustful friend you will ever find. once he falls in love with you, he is willing to do anything for you. He is a very good boyfriend to have. Kevin is rich and he will spend that money for his girlfriend. His feelings might change often, but once he is sure about who he actaully likes, he will like her for a long time.
Ladies, hit up on guys named Kevin
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Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.
Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!
Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
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