A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
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the new and cooler way to say poop
Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin itโs called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
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A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
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Kevin is the meaning of being gae.
โDamn bro you see that guy over there??โ
โYea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.โ
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v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
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A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
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Amazing at everything, he is the most trustful friend you will ever find. once he falls in love with you, he is willing to do anything for you. He is a very good boyfriend to have. Kevin is rich and he will spend that money for his girlfriend. His feelings might change often, but once he is sure about who he actaully likes, he will like her for a long time.
Ladies, hit up on guys named Kevin
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