A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
the new and cooler way to say poop
Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
Kevin is the meaning of being gae.
“Damn bro you see that guy over there??”
“Yea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.”
gay as fuck and sucks cock the size of the earth
v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird