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a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds
dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime
bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)
carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
When schools stuff a bunch of useless "knowledge" into kids' heads for the sole purpose of brain-vomiting it back onto a test paper.
"Ugh, I've got knowledge bulimia from all the useless crap my teacher makes me study".
(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
i have a big knowledge (penis)
however only people with the chosen name of daisy has a ‘BIG knowledge’
daisy’s knowledge is soooooo big 🤤 big knowledge means you are the best
Knowledge untruthful by virtue of existing in a delusion, hallucination or a perceived alternate reality such as a dream.
"Austin, none of us have ever been professional tennis players. Is this more of your dreamworld chaos knowledge?"
When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.