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Kobe Lorenzo, tall , kinda dark and handsome comes from the Greek word Koko which mean stork. Storks were considered to symbolize protection and hearth by the Greek goddess Hera. Kobe Lorenzo is lovable, understanding and caring. He is known for playing basketball because he's really good at it. Kobe's soulmate starts with letter "k" too. He haven't met her yet, but the universe is telling, just wait!. He loves to go to the beach and watch sunset.
Kobe Lorenzo, it's tats you
A man with a big dick and makes the ladies sausage wallet moist.
Goes by the code name cool737
"Suck my kobe Horton with Big Mac sauce"
An amazing baller who played on the lakers. But sadly died in a helicopter crash. RIP KOBE
WOW DID U SEE THAT SHOT BY KOBE BYRANT
Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.
COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.
KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.
COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.
KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.
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After you rape multiple people
(men woman or children)
As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter
There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk
Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact
You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.
Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.
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After engaging in coitus with your partner, you pull out before climax and step back while she gets on her knees and opens your mouth. You shoot the shot of man milk into her mouth at a high trajectory whilst yelling "KOBE" at the buzzer.
I gave her the ol' Kobe Bryant last night and somehow, through all of the hard D, I managed to make the shot!
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When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.
Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!
God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.
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