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Ladies of the Valley

"The Valley's" are in Wales, part of the United Kingdom.

A welsh person is known as being from the Valley's.

In Wales there is a lot of sheep (8.2million to be precise), in comparison to humans (3million). Over the years, the hillarious English wit has, of course, intimated that the Welshman would have intimate relations with the sheep.

Ladies of the Valley, are therefore Welsh Sheep.

Farmer Giles has been gone a long time?

Yes he is very popular with the 'Ladies of the Valley".

by Queen Boother September 12, 2012


bitch lady

A lady that comes off bitchy no matter if she's trying to or not.

Boy 1: Man, that teacher is so annoying.

Boy 2: Ya, she's a real bitch lady, isn't she.

Boy 1: No doubt.

by HeyBabyMyNameIzLeon August 30, 2009


Big lady

When a lady is a big lady.

Gia: “Omg it’s big lady Angelo and Kaitlyn”

Angelo: “hey guys”

Kaitlyn: “hey we big lady’s”

by 808kayla January 29, 2020


Lady paste

Term used to describe the creamy residue secreted from a female vagina, found on the gentlemans penis after sex.

Ruddy heck, look at all that lady paste on my cock!

by Franck Butcher March 29, 2008


Ewna Lady

The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.

There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.

1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.

In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.

Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?"
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."

Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"

Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 28, 2009

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old lady

a slang term for girlfriend or someone you are interested in.

My old lady comin' over to give me a rub.

by cnlballa October 7, 2003

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dragon lady

Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.

Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.

by ponte September 10, 2006

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