Lana is a cute yet fat thicc type of a girl typically with a tan her face typically is rather fat with no jawline unless she forces it she cheats and is not loyal sleeps around and is a hoe
Theres Lana didn't she sleep with 10 guys last week
Oh its Lana she lost her virginity at 8
That's Lana she blew me away
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The Christopher Columbus of alternative music. She receives credit for making an entire genre when BjΓΆrk and Kate Bush did this first and even modern time Lorde paved the way for many popular alternative artists today. You would use this term to refer to cultural appropriating, incest supporting, and abuse glamorizing trump supporters, who have a large following gay white (men).
Synonyms include: Karen, Maga Del Rey, Republican woman
Friend: Did you hear about the woman wearing a headdress at the trump rally?
You: No way, really? Thatβs so Lana Del Rey.
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Someone depressed in their room, with no life. But somehow, by listening to Lana Del Rey, it gives them a life and meaning. I love you, and also, stream lana del rey March 10th, 2023
Person 1: Yo, where's Kenneth?
Person 2: His name's Kevin now. He's prob in his room listening to music.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Idk Lana Del Rey Reference ig....
Person 1: wow, what a lana del rey fan
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noun
Someone who is always hurting her friends. It doesnβt matter if she does it physically or emtionally. She just doesnβt give a fuck. She always acts like the victim and uses illnesses or experiences to make you pity her. She will find ways to make you hate yourself and praise her. In other words, she is a fake bitch. She will always downgrade) you but something about her will make you want to stay friends with her.
βI have been personally victimised by a lana.β
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Spitting on your fans.
Following Lana Del Rey`s second concert cancellation in a row just a week before when it was supposed to be held as part of a Festival in Israel.
The official reason for the cancellation was due to the fact that she wanted to perform on the Palestinian side as well but couldn't arrange it (Yea, cause most Gazans usually listen to Lana Del Rey after attending mosque, yiishhh).
Dude, did you hear? Elton John just Lana Del Reyd his Greek fans removing his concert in Athens from the tour.
Man, yesterday's Metallica's concert was a total Lana Del Reying, they played for merely 60 minutes and didn't even come back for encore
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person whose lungs will last no longer than 2 days.
x: hey are you a lana del rey fan?
y: (coughs) yes (coughs)
x: are those marlboro cigarretes? kys plz
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