A code name for a homosexual. The term was inspired by the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge in which gunny Highway calls lance corporal Fragetti a Faggeti- a play on the term 'faggot' which is an offensive term for a homosexual. The term is generally used in a low profile conversation in a public place in which the speakers wouldn't want those around them to know what they are referring to. The term can also be used as an insult, and the recipient more than likely won't know the meaning of it so therefore can't deny or confirm whether or not they are indeed a lance corporal which gives the user an advantage.
Jerry: Hey Pete, look over there, I think that guys a lance corporal
Pete: Oh yes, he's a lance alright! crop top, short shorts, bent wrist and a trolley full of Vaseline!
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a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.
Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."
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The Sensation of getting licked in between the toes by a beautiful woman
Rob:Dude,I was Getting Lance Rocke'd Last night by my girlfriend. It felt amazing
Eric:Nice,man.
Term used in the Marines to refer to the gossip passed around by those of a lower rank (usually lance corporals) about deployments, promotions, and any other topic pertaining to a unit's agenda.
Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.
Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.
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The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."
Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"
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Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...
1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.
2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.
1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"
2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!
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When a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man jizz all over it and then rubs it in the other man's asshole
"I have my first date with Tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. Here's hoping he gives me the Lance Bass Special!"
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