the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances
person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex
harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
Generally used to describe some chub lad.
Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle
Someone who is getting on your nerves, who is also fat.
Biwwy you are such a fat lard!
mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school
“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”
When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.
Tina you fat lard get your food
A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time