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Hey, I'll be right back, I need to switch my lasagna around.
This is not limited to one person. It can be considered a group activity.
The art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away.
Me: Hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a recipe for Greenup County lasagna.
Old Lady In Wheelchair: Why, sure. Want some hard candy?
Me: UP YOUR ASS! -goes forth with Greenup County Lasagna Slap-
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A warning to nearby friends or company, alerting them of the terrible upcoming odor you have just released.
Lance: The other day I was walking to class when....
Eric Sherman: WOW!
Lance: What?
Eric Sherman: Hope ya like lasagna.
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Babe I’ve never felt like this before. I could titty fuck da lasagna out of you forever.
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A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.
Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!
Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.
"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.
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the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later
That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
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