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The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.
I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.
The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.
While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.
(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.
Yesterday I got a lazy blueberry while sprinting to the mail box. My porn didn't arrive.
N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.
"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"
A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn
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