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The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip
While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
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Noun, singular.
That really hot girl you know who's always surrounded by ugly, ugly dudes.
Sandra spent the evening holding court amongst a large group of sweaty-faced, Axe-wearing, computer science majoring, aethetically challenged guys. They were drawn to her like moths to a flame. She was a true lizard queen.
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Female who frequents truck stops to have sex with truckers for money.
A Lot Lizard Ho's riding trukers
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Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.
"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.
"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.
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Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard
1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!
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A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck.
PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot "
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