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After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.
Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.
When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.
Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?
What you say right before you are about to cum.
On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!
When someone's fury reaches such a level that they turn red and begin to produce hot sweat. If male, will occasionally get a fat, sweaty boner as well.
Dude, stop calling Tommy a testicle-shitting rectal wart..
Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!
It means to smash. I’m either a sexual or non-sexual way
Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.
Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.