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Caps Locks IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Noob 1: HEY BRO.
Noob 2: You liek caps locks?
Noob 1:ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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The soul lock happens when two individuals mutually masturbate one another. If they both ejaculate at the exact cosmic microsecond then their souls unfurl from their bodies and intertwine. Obviously, this is extremely difficult to do.
A few caveats:
-The soul lock works best M-M or F-F but is not limited to that arrangement.
-It should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both participants die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.
-The last recorded soul lock happened during the Han Dynasty in 100 B.C. China.
Caitlin: "John, I think I soul locked last night with Danny!"
John: "No you didn't, you idiot. If you soul locked, you'd be dead."
Caitlin: "Oh."
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When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep
Bill and Bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
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An absence of alcohol or an abrupt cut off of alcohol supply just as people have started getting tipsy.
Basically when the alcohol finishes just as people started enjoying it.
Friend 1: Shit the alcohol is done and Garry will only be back from the shops in an hour.
Friend 2: Oh no, we are going to go through air lock for a whole hour!
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noun. Also known as a jail.
When you get arrested you get thrown in lock up
Dammmn. He's in lock up for 3 months cuz he stole from his friends house.
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A term used when your not able to do anything because your busy with other things.
The term came from a common massive multiplayer online game called World of Warcraft. The rogue class is able to keep opponents stunned making them useless.
Dom: Yo, lets hang out and do something.
Nolan: I cant since I am stun locked all night! Maybe later?
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refering to and/or caused by a person giving another person hed; they are usually in the position so long that there jaw just kinda gets stuck hanging open and will not shut for a series of hours
Quit sucking my dick. You're going to get lock jaw.
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