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A white claw or any other mediocre seltzer that keeps white chicks in their 20s at bay
Denise was distraught and melting down, but then I handed her a white girl lollipop and it was all ok
being a poopy flavored lollipop basically means you're useless in a particular situation or just in general.
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
- said by PatchesO'Houlihan
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A gang bang involving 3 or more midgets who may or may not be dressed up like munchkins from the lollipop guild in "The Wizard of Oz."
The lollipop gang bang ended tragically when an obese woman crushed one of the midgets who was attempting to pleasure her.
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Lollipop Cum is a sex position popularised in the late 20th Century by Martin Luther King Jr. It involved him and his wife laying side by side on the bed. He would recite the "I have a Dream," speech multiple times until his wife was suitably wet. He would then roll over until his nose was placed in between her breast region and he would breath forcefully, making a noise resembling that of an elephant. By this time, Martin Luther King wife is dripping wet and her fanny is just waiting to take that Big Black Cock. So, being the caring husband he is, Martin takes his erect cock and places it atop his wife's fanny. Instead of placing it inside however, he whips her with it, not unlike how slaves were whipped in centuries past, so hard that her anus now has a large red mark going across it. He does this many times, until after a few hours he finally manages to gain enough momentum that he ejaculates all over his wife's ass. This only intensifies the pain for her, however, as her ass is bleeding and destroyed. She is screaming in pain and it is only thanks to the mouth gag that her husband is not disturbed from his peaceful ass whipping. Finally after many hours, and several orgasms, Martin is bored and returns to his job of saving black lives. His wife remains atop the bed, her ass bleeding and slightly resembling a red lollipop with cum all over it. This sex position is still popular today and is endorsed by many black rights advocates such as Barak Obama and Ed Sheeran.
Martin Luther King Jr. "I have a dream..."
His Wife: "Fuck me daddy!"
Martin Luther King Jr. "Not so fast, whore, tonight we are attempting Lollipop Cum!"
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First, you perform the pink sock to another person, male or female. Then you immediately drop to your knees and perform fellatio on the dangling mass of intestinal wall.
Man 1: I gave this chick a pink sock lollipop last night.
Man 2: Oh, how'd that shit taste.
Man 1: Oh well you obviously already know. Like shit!
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An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.
Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?
A stripper term about picking up a lollipop with her pussy. The lollipop is placed in a johns(client) mouth and as he bites the base of the lollipop the stripper moves up and down on the part you would suck on until she signals him to stop biting it then she stands up with the lollipop inside of her.
There are 2 ways to finish the first is by simply throwing the lollipop away the second is if the john asks for it back he sucks it like usual so that he may taste her juices.
"Here's ten bucks man go get a lollipop pick up"
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